About Us - Fat Uncle

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40% Discount On Wicker

Good luck finding any wicker on this site though.

Welcome To Fat Uncle

Created by two men and a third, very fat man, in 2020- Fat Uncle is on a mission to bring you the funniest things you don’t want to own.

From candles scented by those who had personally smelled Joe Biden and Donald Trump to life sized body pillows of famous and hairy individuals; if you don’t want it, we’ve got it.

The only thing better than our commitment to selling useless things is our commitment to making sure the things we sell won’t breakdown or rip or even so much as think twice about getting dirty.

Now Please buy Something - Seriously, please

So seems you’re the type of fella (or fellam) who likes to read the whole way down the about page before they purchase from a website.

Well, good on you. But theres a time for reading and a time for purchasing something and getting the hell off of our website. It seems like it’s just about getting to be that time now.

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